Most of the Washington press corps was obsessing last week about the Syfy Channel's "
An article claimed that the stock market soared to record highs last week after Bernanke reassured nervous investors that Guillermo del Toro's "
"I'm quite optimistic that for the foreseeable future, no other movie will even will even come close to topping the killer [expletive] battle scenes between those [expletive] robots and crazy sea monster things," Bernanke said, according to the The Onion.
Bernanke also declared the Transformers movies as "lame" and described Pacific Rim as "just a great popcorn flick."