California League's Radio Spots Feature Mythical Creatures
Alien radio spot transcript
HUMAN SCIENTIST: Well, let's hope this works. Clear! (zapping noise)
ALIEN VOICE: Greetings, it's me, Roswell, New Mexico's own resident alien.
Anyway, I want to talk about a different myth: the one about credit unions
HUMAN SCIENTIST: What does this do? Oh, never mind, hold still. (more
ALIEN: Hey! Ow! Ow! Ow! In fact, if anyone can relate to myths, it's me. Do
Credit union deposits are insured, they have a full range of services, great
So believe you me, just ask one of the 80 million credit union members how
HUMAN SCIENTIST: Good heavens, he's flexible, let me try. (stretching noise)
ALIEN: I will so vaporize you!
Bigfoot radio spot transcript
(footsteps and grunting approaching)
Oh, Heidi ho there. I am what you call a Sasquatch, or, to my friends,
Either way, I'd like to debunk a myth or two about banking with a credit
Now, believe me, as a mythical beast myself-ooh!-I know how frustrating
Seriously, did you know credit unions have tons of ATMs? Fifteen thousand of
And anyone can become a member. Well, unless you're eight feet tall, covered
But enough about me. Credit unions offer great rates, and just like banks, a
All right, anyway. See how easy it is to join a credit union and why 80
Well, I gotta run, got a pedicure at 4 and that takes hours, I'm telling
(footsteps walking away)
Leprechaun radio spot transcript
LEPRECHAUN: Pssst! Down here, with the top hat and the shillelagh. I know,
Well, allow me to straighten out another myth. Like how some of you believe
Eh, guess again! Credit unions offer everything banks do-checking, CDs,
Hmm, which reminds me, you know them four-leaf clovers? I'm actually
Even finding a credit union ATM has nothing to do with luck, thanks to a
(small footsteps approaching)
CHILD'S VOICE: Oh, look mommy, a leprechaun!
WOMAN'S VOICE: Come on, Sarah, those are not real.
LEPRECHAUN: Oh, thanks a lot, lady! That'll do wonders for me reputation.
Loch Ness Monster radio spot transcript
(fog horn, water splashing)
NESSIE: Hello! Out here, with the neck sticking out of the water? It's me,
Now, some may say I'm a myth, and OK, but who better to dispel a few wild
And here's a news flash about yours truly: I'm a vegetarian! But honestly,
And with 15,000 ATMs, there's always one nearby-unless you live beneath a
Anywho, you can easily join a credit union just like 80 million others have.
(sound of a boat approaching)
HUMAN VOICE ON SPEAKER: Get your cameras ready, folks, on the left it's the
NESSIE: Uh oh, tour boat. Okay, cheese!