With all their niggling and nit-picking, MasterCard and Visa might as well play out their smart card rivalry to the tune of "Let's Call the Whole Thing Off."

The two sides utter many of the same words, but in different accents and contexts, which causes heads to spin in the communities they are vying to win over.

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