My life became a living hell
When out of nowhere came HTML.
I was with Mac, then switched to PC,
I’m going to need more memory.
Now I think I’m an ASP
When yesterday I felt like a BSC,
Or a CSP for EBPP-
Now I know my ABC’s?
For lunch all I eat are BLTs,
And I’m always worried about
my site’s security —
OFX or IFX?
More alphabet soup is all I expect.
Version 1-point-0, then 6-point-0,
Where did all the others go?
I’m better off in CRM,
Where software tries to be my friend.
Dot-org, Dot-net, Dot-edu
All to get a message from me to you.
Trying to make a buck on the Internet,
The more confused is all I get.


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